How Many A B Members Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

[sunny-dave]

One to post a question about why it's all gone black.

One to report the question as inappropriately racist.

One to post a sarky comment about "why not use google - do you think we've got all day to answer your questions?"

One to insist on full details of light fitting, voltage, operating system, inside leg measurement ....

One to ask if Tony is around?

One to say "he's at work"

One to moan at clique taking over simple request for information.

One to point out that question is in CB, so anything goes.

One to post amusing picture of penguins changing a lightbulb

One to report this as demeaning to animals

One to explore limits of swearywordfilter by posting OMG For Funks Sake ROFL IMHO

and ...

Buenchico to post full details of train times from Smolensk to Vladivostok ...

[chrissa1]

Ha ha ha! Love it.

[Tilly2]

Nah, sibs. Everyone can spell 'blub'!

[Buenchico]

Great post, Dave, but for . . .


>>>Buenchico to post full details of train times from Smolensk to Vladivostok

Ridiculous! I'd never do a thing like that!


Oh, BTW, you need the 0701 service from Smolensk to Moscow Belorusskaja tomorrow morning, arriving at 1145. Then you need to get across Moscow for your connection from Moscow Laroslavskaja at 1350. Take plenty of reading material with you because that train takes 6 days to get to Vladivostok, arriving next Sunday at 1310.

;-)

[sunny-dave]

"you forgot the spelling police!"

Bigger - so I dod ... whut a twot ...

[tonyav]

And one that asks 'why is this in news'.

[sunny-dave]

Shouldn't you be at work?

[-Talbot-]

And one to tell you that you have gone 'off topic'

[gness]

And now one to complain about a Best Answer award........great choice by the way!...x

[tonyav]

Doh, I knew there was somewhere I was supposed to be.

[pixie373]

Lol :-) brilliant!

[sunny-dave]

Has anyone floiunced as a result of this thread?

[SlackAlice]

^^^^^^
Spelling Police!!!!

☺☺☺

[Prudie]

We do need an 'answer removed' to top it off.

[excelsior-1]

- answer removed -

[Psybbo]

Why has Dizmo gone?

[gness]

I'll try, Prudie....

Dave...you are a sniffy, grumpy, argumentative toad!

[DaisyNonna]

You forgot:
One to tell me that standing on a ladder is perfectly safe
One to suggest a restorative potion after the deed
One to send for the ambulance for gness
One to contact the electrician when the whole system blows
One to contact the insurance agency

[Psybbo]

Dave, should I report Gness' comment?

[DTCwordfan]

where's the cake?

[gness]

Yes please, Psyb....☺