I Only Have A Kitchen ...

[joggerjayne]

"I only have a kitchen because it came with the house"

Some of my pals gave me a thing for my kitchen which says this.

Fairly funny, I suppose.

[Tilly2]

Do you not do much cooking then, jj?

[Mosaic]

Nay lass, were dost tha' cook thi hotpot and soak bairn's breeks?

[DTCwordfan]

Thought you had a bottle of olive oil in it.

[Psybbo]

It's for the cheese.

[gness]

I have that one, JJ....plus....I understand the concept of cooking and housework....just not as it applies to me....☺

[joggerjayne]

Exactly, gness. It's nice to have one to look at, but you wouldn't want to get it dirty.

Actually, I'm not sure if I've turned my cooker on since ...

I don't know, actually.

On the plus side, I don't use much gas.

[joggerjayne]

Going out, now. Have a fab night, guys. x x x

[Psybbo]

Remember to leave the cheese out, Olive