Yes I would 2SP, there might not be an Elephants trunk the last time I looked, but if someone was in need of a Major Costing op, I def would.
Been there Tony lol
If it was a 'Calender Girls' sort of cheeky, 'hide yer bits behind cake' style photo-shoot, then yes - If it was a stand in the street outside Tesco's (other brands are available), and quickly whip yer Kit off in front of all & sundry to laugh at, then nope.