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marval | 18:59 Sat 19th Jul 2014 | Jokes
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Bernie was unfortunate enough to be hit by a van and ended up in the hospital.

His best friend Morris came to visit him.

Bernie struggles to tell Morris, "My wife Sadie visits me three times a day. She's so good to me. Every day, she reads to me at the bedside."

"What does she read?" asks Morris.

"My life insurance policy."
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christ dont show mrs c this gawd sake!!
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I won't tell Mrs C.

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