The X Factor.

[cupid04]

Paul and Tom are catching up over a pint. 'I had a go at karaoke while I was on holiday,' Paul smiles. 'Everyone cheered when I finished my number.
I felt like I was on The X Factor.' 'I had a similar experience myself,' Tom replies. The other day I farted on a bus and four people turned round. I felt like I was on The Voice.'

[berniecuddles]

sorry cupes dont get it? xx

[tonyav]

Only four, cupes. Must have been a woman then ;-)

[cupid04]

tony...please explain it to berniecuddles.

[tonyav]

He knows, cupes, he's winding you up.

[Baldric]

Bernie, you must have been upwind then!

[berniecuddles]

sorry even mrs c don't get it either

[albaqwerty]

Honestly, cuddlyone!! and Mrs C :-D

They don't sing on the X Factor, they fart.
They're supposed to sing on The Voice and the judges turn round if you're a candidate for the world's greatest farter :-D

[tonyav]

Yeah, thems the rules ah wench.

[albaqwerty]

lol, I'm glad I get them reality roolz type thingies our kid :-D xx

[berniecuddles]

ohhhhhhhhhh i thought my life was over but you are still here xxxxxxxxx
its been ages me bits are rusty and the shed has collapsed!
but i still dont get this joke me and mrs c dont watch any of that cr@p on tv!!
missed ya xxxx

[albaqwerty]

Cuddlyone, Hugzz to you and Mrs C xxx

I don't watch that nonsense either, I'm only going by the 'trailers'

The Big Brother nonsense starts soon, so another channel will be avoided in this house.

Am getting the polish out as I type :-D

[berniecuddles]

hope you and the Alba clan are all ok,hope you got supple wrists i need a lot of shining

[albaqwerty]

been practising with the wrists, Cuddlyone, have been arguing with emails

(sorry Cupes, off tangent)

am going to tootle, got more things to do xxxx

[berniecuddles]

bye xxxxx sorry cupes xx

[cupid04]

I don't watch the crap either, but I understood it from all the hype you get!