What Doyou? 2

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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? Because they can’t bury them in the air!

What dog wears contact lenses? A cock-eyed spaniel

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? He stole the show!

What did the hungry Dalmatian say after its meal? That hit the spots!

Why did the dog carry a clock? He wanted to be a watch dog

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper? Rough! Rough!

What do you call a happy Lassie? A jolly collie

What dog loves to take bubble baths? A shampoodle

When is a black dog not a black dog? When it’s a greyhound

Why do dogs run in circles? Because it’s hard to run in squares!

What do you get if you cross a British Beetle and an Australian Dog?
Dingo Starr!

What do you call a German Shepard in jeans and t-shirt? A plain clothes police dog!

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What did the farmer say to his flying sheepdog?

Land Rover!


Why did the sheepdog shag a cabbage?

Because he thought it was a collie!