Oh The Shame Of It

[mrs_overall]

This morning I dragged myself from my sick bed to attend a public meeting on a subject I feel strongly about. I stood up in front of the assembled throng and launched into a carefully prepared speech. My words were delivered concisely, eloquently and with fervour...until movement I saw from the corner of my eye distracted me. We have a town counciller who I don't know personally but he is a local nutter and appeared on TV last week on a programme about aliens, claiming his mother is an alien and he is frequently abducted and made to have sex with another alien. To my horror he was waving at me and when he caught my attention he gave me the thumbs up sign. I took a deep breath and prepared to continue until I realised that a TV camera was present and was panning between me and the nutter. At this point I lost it completely, squeaked and gibbered a few words of nonsense and then sat down very red faced.

[Peter Pedant]

O great ! is it on internet yet ?

[tonyav]

Oh dear mrs o, hope every one doesn't think that your an alien now ! lol.

[jno]

ooh, are you on the psychic channel somewhere?

[EcclesCake]

Did he recognise you from one of his abductions?

[mrs_overall]

The cameras were from a news channel. I think they were there (as were the Police) because everyone was expecting a punch up (which didn't happen)

[bookbinder]

You are now forever linked, in the public's mind, with a nutty councillor. I wish you well.

[tonyav]

because everyone was expecting a punch up (which didn't happen)


You should have invited me, mrs overload.

[mrs_overall]

This is him

http://www.theweek.co.uk/people-news/53672/simon-parkes-alien-sex-lovechild

[gness]

Could you not have just punched somebody...anyone? x

[mrs_overall]

I was tempted to punch the man sitting behind me who kept shouting "speak up, my hearing aids aren't working"

[gness]

Quarterly off the planet romps?????? One of the best yet! :-)))) xx

[humbersloop]

As other good burghers of Whitby have returned this fruitloop to office Mrs O, I think this may be the least of your worries...

[Peter Pedant]

Hey you werent that gymnastic thing jumping over the Mayor of Bristol ?

[Buenchico]

I'm confused, Mrs_O.

Anyone who posts regularly, here in CB, should feel totally confident in the presence of nutters!

[Peter Pedant]

Blimey Whitby Town Council meetings must be more interesting than most. More especially at four points in the year

[tonyav]

WOW, he had an affair with 'Cat Woman' the jammy git, I used to have a crush on her as a kid she was great in Batman.

[sunny-dave]

They'd go nudge nudge when we got off the bus ...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbRM-canDOs

[mrs_overall]

humber, I'll have you know I didn't vote for him

Peter Pedant, I have never touched the Mayor of Bristol, although I have manhandled the Mayor of Hartlepool

Buenchico - very true (although I don't know if many AB'ers have secret love children with aliens)

[tonyav]

He acknowledges that some people will think he's "mad" –

Read more: http://www.theweek.co.uk/people-news/53672/simon-parkes-alien-sex-lovechild#ixzz2X34yByAk



LOL, No sh!t Sherlock.

[tamborine]

I suspected incest on Answerbank and youve proved it, hence my egg glut. Gawd, Ive eaten my babies :-(