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joeluke | 20:09 Sun 16th Dec 2012 | Jokes
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"That's three pounds fifty please" said the girl behind the counter in Starbucks.

"There you go" I said, handing over exactly £2.80.

"Sorry sir, you're 70p short" she replied.

"No I'm not love," I smiled, "if you think I'm paying the VAT you've got another thing coming."
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You seem to be confusing VAT with corporation tax
That's good. But hardly a joke. Hateful Salad Chefs
The Maths is wrong, the VAT componant on a £3.50 cup of coffee isn't 70p, it's 58.333333333333p, but I agree with the sentiment! Starbucks coffee is horrible, Costa's much better.
Yep Costa is much better.
Yeah Zebo but he's going to offer the other 11.666666666p as a goodwill gesture over 3 years. ;)

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