How'd ya feel?...

[Jemisa]

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If this doesn't make you smile, I give up.~~~~~~~~~~








An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems....

'Dactor, it's me ahrse.. I'd like ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot'.

So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.

'Incredible' he says, 'there is a £20 note lodged up here.'

Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a £10 note appears.
'This is amazing! 'exclaims the Doctor. ''What do you want me to do?'

'Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man! 'shrieks the patient.

The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another and

another and another, etc....

Finally the last bill comes out and no more appear.

'Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter. Just out of interest, how moch was in dare den?'

The Doctor counts the pile of cash and says '£1,990 exactly.'

'Ah, dat'd be roit,'' says the Irishman



(Wait for it............)














'I knew I wasn't feelin two grand..!!!!!

[ummmm]

What makes it crap is the fact that Irish people don't speak like that.

[douglas9401]

Excellent! :)

[Jemisa]

Essex girls don't talk like they are portrayed as talking either...

Get over it. (Its a bloody joke) DOH!

[ummmm]

The spellings mistakes make it unfunny. After all you did say..

//If this doesn't make you smile, I give up.~~~~~~~~~~ //

Just letting you know why it won't be funny for quite a few people.

[ummmm]

I've never seen someone type as they think an Essex girl talks.

[MASS1961]

I'm smiling Jem, dat was grand or 2

[TOWIE]

Jem - {;o)

[owdhamer]

Brilliant jem

[douglas9401]

"What makes it crap is the fact that Irish people don't speak like that.....

....in my experience but then I haven't met anywhere near all of them and I am a literal kind of gal....."

Keep up the good work Jemisa. :D

[Jemisa]

Uuuuum I didn't type it I C&Pd it.

It was probably typed by some Irish man. tee hee hee!

[owdhamer]

I found it funny, and there is a tumour up my botty

[wildwood]

Has ummm had a funnybonactomy?

[queencharlotte]

Loved it, even if no-one speaks like that! Great, thanks for the laugh.

[mallyh]

thats cheered me up lol

[McMouse]

Sounds like piles of cash.

[Jemisa]

McM. Groan. :)
Jem

[Canary42]

It certainly made me smile (and laugh) - so don't give up Jem.

[bazwillrun]

"Has ummm had a funnybonactomy? "

a humour by pass op by the sounds of it

[Mamyalynne]

Or maybe just maybe Ummmm has a far deeper and more personal reason at the moment....


Could we stick to commenting on the joke and not other contributors.