Three Men

[marval]

A waitress walks up to the table of three Japanese men at a small restaurant in Butlerville, Ohio.

When she gets to the table, the waitress noticed that the three men are furiously masturbating!

She asks, "What the hell are you perverts doing?"

To which one of the men replied, "We all berry hungry!"

She responds, "But why are you whacking off?"

One of the three says, "Because menu say "First come, first served."

[dickythecook]

I managed and cheffed in a leisure club on Windermere some years ago and a busload of japanese tourists arrived and sat down. The waitress went to take their orders and I was horrified to see her slap one of the japanese men across the face. I hurried over to stop a full scale riot from breaking out and I asked the Japanese gent what he had said. His reply was that he had asked the waitress for a quicky, I had to tell him it was pronounced KEESH

[starone]

Very good lol at both jokes.

[marval]

lol Dicky

[dickythecook]

Who said I was joking?

[JonnyBoy12]

A joke? I thought this was a true story!