Where Would You Crash?

[joggerjayne]

... if you were going to crash a social function?

Skin (singer with Skunk Anansie) is marrying her girlfriend some time this month (can't remember the date).

Apparently the girlfriend is a total hippy chick, and the wedding will be a real bohemian do. I would so love to be there.

Time to totally abuse the OG network, and see who knows whom in the biz? Blag an invite and pretend to be an old friend? Maybe not, but that's where I'd like to crash this month.

[jno]

the Vanity Fair post-Oscar do, I suppose. I would have to pretend to be the cleaner, as I do not have Star Quality.

[joggerjayne]

That would be über glam !!

[joggerjayne]

... And you're a star on here, Jon.

:0)

[Sqad]

Sorry JJ. I JUST kept up with your post....JUST until your final paragraph:

\\Time to totally abuse the OG network, and see who knows whom in the biz? Blag an invite and pretend to be an old friend? Maybe not, but that's where I'd like to crash this month.\\

Sorry, at that point i gave up completely...........

[joggerjayne]

Sorry, squad ... I was just being flippant.

:0(

[jno]

thank you, JJ. I would like to thank my hairdresser and the guys down at Pizza Hut for their love and support.

OG would be Old Girls, Sqad. Not a body of women you have much to do with (possibly)

[albaqwerty]

anywhere where Johnny Depp is.

[joggerjayne]

I suspect sqad has had quite a bit to do with the OGs in his time.

And the "Not-Quite-So-O Gs !

[joggerjayne]

"Jon" = jno, obviously.

[jno]

no problem, I am often mistaken for Jon, as we share the same self-esteem

http://www.meltcomics...tah5sjho5agrf_500.jpg

[joggerjayne]

My iPad changed it, and I didn't notice.

[Nibble]

LoL, I thought for a minute you meant old_geezer :-)

[Duncer]

Jayne, can I gatecrash Skin's honeymoon night and hide in the wardrobe with a camcorder?

[joggerjayne]

Skin says that's fine, Duncer.

[Kiki-frog]

If Duncer's allowed to get away with that, JJ, I think it's only fair that I should be allowed to crash Liam Neeson's bedroom when he's there on his own.

Pretty please.

[joggerjayne]

Oh, what the heck ... let's just have a huge, voyeurism free for all.

I may have to split my time between Sean Connery and Tyra Banks.

I'll just make a flask of coffee.

[Kiki-frog]

I knew you'd understand.