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Two middle-aged couples go on a camping trip.

The men stay in one tent and the women stay in the other.

At about two in the morning one man wakes up and says, "Oh my gosh!"

He says, “I have got to go find my wife, I just woke up with the biggest erection I’ve ever had.”

“Want me to come with you?” asks the other guy.

“Why would you want to do that?” he asks.

"Because you're holding my dick."
23:12 Sat 16th Jun 2012
 
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Tee-hee, very funny.

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