Barmaid

Travelling salesman arrives at a country pub - it's 2pm and the huge carpark is virtually full. Must be good beer he thinks and goes in. The place is empty, just a cracking barmaid there. Where is every one ?he asks. What do you mean- there's no one here, she replies. But the car park's full is his answer. Oh, the cars - they're all mine !. Guy looks around, and asks how come she has over 100 cars. She says "I won them" - still puzzled he asks "how" She replies " I simply tell them they ( the car owners) won't be able to do something her 5 year old son can" "That's crazy- any man can do what a 5 year old can do" "Okay" she said "Johnny, come in here" In comes a little lad. The barmaid then proceeds to strip revealing the best body the guy's ever seen - she then make sexy movements with her fingers and the guy looks on - mesmerized. " Okay she says to the guy and to Johnny -"drop your trousers" they both do that. Then she says" now bend your williy in half"..... Guy chokes.. "Where do want me to put the keys.."
16:36 Wed 16th May 2012
 
Best Answer


No best answer has yet been selected by marray. Once a best answer has been selected, it will be shown here.

For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.

1 to 2 of 2

Tee -hee. lol.
LOL :o))

jem

1 to 2 of 2

Related Questions

Hi Barmaid, I hope that you are feeling much better now & that you managed to help Desktop get sorted. I have another matter that I would like your opinion on if you can spare your very valuable time...
My Dad's work contract states that paid holidays must be 'earned' and if he hasn't worked the right amount of hours he can't have paid holidays. I thought paid holidays was a statutory right in Paid...
I sometimes do. Unfortunately they are usually fairly unflattering 1)in my head sqad look like a cross between ronnie corbett and dennis taylor. he is always in a white coat 2)barmaid looks like...
where you to barmaid
we tryed to send barmaid emails but she hasnt received them
I've just made some paneer, but I've got about 2 pints of whey left. What can I used this for? Seems a shame to chuck it.

Latest posts