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More short jokes.

What is small, red and whispers?

A hoarse radish!

What's green and sings?

Elvis Parsley!

Doctor, doctor my arm is broken in three places.

Well, don't go those places!

Doctor, doctor, I cant stop singing the 'Green, green grass of home.

That's what doctors call the Tom Jones syndrome, It's not unusual!

00:45 Fri 11th May 2012

Goodbye Mom Vidal Sassoon

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starone

Hee-hee. Simple and easy to understand (just like me).

marval

Good ones

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