Some clean short jokes...

(for all ages)

There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy?
The one on the range.

Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat?
Cut off your head.

A Horse goes into a bar and the barman says
"Hey buddy, Why the Long Face"

Q. Where do you find a one legged dog?
A. Where you left it.

Q. What's pink and fluffy
A. Pink fluff

Q. What's blue and fluffy
A. Pink fluff holding it's breath

Two muffins are in the oven.
One says to the other "God it's hot in here"
The other one replies "Oh no... "Not a talking muffin"
23:53 Thu 10th May 2012
 
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Tee-hee!
(for all ages)
i.e. Those who didn't attend Junior School in this country.

You forgot "what's brown and sticky?".

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