Always remember

[starone]

Money cannot buy happiness, but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name.

Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then neither does milk.

[marval]

Good one Star

[grasscarp]

Thank you for your message Starbuckone.
I agree with you as I drive a Mercedes, and drink more alcohol than milk.