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I was in Starbucks recently when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart.

The music was really loud so I timed my fart with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs I started to feel better.

I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me…

And suddenly I remembered I was listening to my iPod

…and how was your day?

That's what happens when old people start using technology !
13:58 Fri 27th Apr 2012
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marval
HaHa
14:16 Fri 27th Apr 2012
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tenrec
LOL
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very good
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