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Last Census

They sent my Census form back to me!

In response to question # 4, "Do you have any dependants?"
I replied - "2.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crack heads,
4.4 million unemployable people, 900 thousand people in over 85 prisons,
and 650 idiots in Parliament.
Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

Who the hell did I forget ?
21:21 Thu 15th Mar 2012
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tenrec
Chortlesplutter!
22:24 Thu 15th Mar 2012
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mike11111
You forgot the Royal Family!
22:27 Thu 15th Mar 2012
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maclarencat
I wish this was facebook so I could tick like ha ha
22:31 Thu 15th Mar 2012
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marval
lol
23:17 Thu 15th Mar 2012

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