Hard of Hearing

[maggiebee]

An elderly gentleman had had serious hearing problems for years.

His doctor sent him to be fitted with the latest high-tech invisible hearing aids.

When he went back to his doctor for a checkup, his hearing was 100% restored. The doctor said 'Your family must be pleased.'

'Oh no',replied the elderly gent.'I haven't told them, I just sit around and listen to what they say about me. I've already changed my will three times.....'

[coffeeboy]

Pardon

[tenrec]

Just like my Mum!!!

[Essaitch57]

Reminds me of another elderly gent who had a similar problem -
He walked into his doctors and said Doc "I've got a hearing problem?"
The doctor said can you describe the symptoms, and he replied "Yes Marge has got blue hair and Homer's a fat basket!"

[craft1948]

lol.............my nan was just the same.

[starone]

My sister-in-law was deaf and went to have new up-to-the-minute hearing aids fitted. Her kids were quite surprised when she gave them a slap for talking back at her and swearing - they had not realised that she could now hear what they were saying!