Clean underwear

[Essaitch57]

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your
vehicle.
From the Daily News comes this story of a Walsall couple who drove their car
to Asda, only to have their car break down in the car park.
The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car.
The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.
On closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under the
chassis.
Unfortunately, although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned
his private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the
embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his
shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she
looked across the bonnet and found herself staring at her husband who was
standing idly by.
The RAC mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

[craft1948]

pmsl................

[weecalf]

Nip and tuck so to speak

[tonyav]

Hey that was me under that bloody car, and my head is still throbbing. And any way it was Tesco's not Asda.
Tonyav of Walsall.

[pjgriffo]

Every little helps Tonyav.

[DTCwordfan]

Did he inch his way out?