My living Will

Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, “I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.”

They got up, unplugged the computer and threw out my wine !! The little bastards.
22:11 Fri 12th Aug 2011
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Like many funny sayings it contains a great deal of truth!
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positively "shameless"!!!!!!
You wonder why I do not want kids! This is why!
LOL, I like it!

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