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| .... Fell Out with my OH and need to make a payment to Avon but I left my purse in the car and dad is away to work and isn't in the office....oops - and apparently its my fault for forgetting it was... |
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| A couple had a lot of potted plants.. During a recent cold spell, the wife was bringing a lot of them indoors to protect them from a possible freeze. It turned out that a little green garden grass... |
| A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave the pub and fell flat on his face. "Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside. He... |
| No one beleives OAPs they think they are all senile.......... An elderly couple were celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their... |
| Hello I have been charged with abh and I am up in crown court in just over 3 weeks. I was out on a night out when a lad I don't know came over and started mouthing off at me . I asked him to back off... |
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