Chicken

[john1066]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

[ummmm]

To get to the other side.

[john1066]

Try again...

[Quoi]

It didn't it was a police cover-up

[john1066]

Nope! Try Again...

[Tilly2]

Because he wanted to see what his side of the road looked like from the other side.

Why else?

[Quoi]

because the big bad bully was coming his way?

[john1066]

Wrong again.....Give up?

[-Talbot-]

Because it had no choice, as it's dismembered body was inside a bargain bucket of a pedestrian?

[john1066]

Come on....Get with it!!

[Tilly2]

Give us another bit of clue, john.

[Prudie]

?? because it followed a pelican crossing??

[john1066]

Would you like me to put you out of your misery?

[AlwaysConfused]

to get to KFC?

[Prudie]

Yes please and can I have mayo with mine

[-Talbot-]

No

[Tilly2]

I'm not actually miserable, yet.

[Quoi]

One more - was it a robot chicken and was programmed to cross the bridge

[AlwaysConfused]

Albert Einstein: The chicken did not cross the road. The road passed beneath the chicken.

Isaac Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross roads.

[Quoi]

As schroedinger wasnt present we dont even know yet.

[Tilly2]

Because it was there.