I Have Been To The Pub ...

[sunny-dave]

... good innit?

[Zacs-Master]

Is it a local pub for local people?

[sunny-dave]

Indeed - passports must be stamped ...

[Psybbo]

You mean there are still some open?

[sunny-dave]

Old Golden Hen on draught - v v good

[Zacs-Master]

And an old golden barmaid?

[DTCwordfan]

that's a Blairism, zac, the use of two words the same, usually adjectives in the same sentence....Tone was a master of the art and both Brown and Cameron have emulated him, annoyingly so, I hasten to add......

[sunny-dave]

Oh No Zacs .... Young and Fruity

[Zacs-Master]

I think you'll find it's a Gatisism.

[Obiter]

"Young and Fruity"

Which one, Blair or Brown?

[Negomi]

I went to a pub last week! It was called - "The Dirty Habit".

[sunny-dave]

Joanne ....

[Zacs-Master]

Me an a pal in the local last week discussing how long females used to make you wait for their favours when we were young. Seizing the moment we decided to ask the young barmaid how long shed made her boyfriend wait. 'Oh well....we did it and then we started going out about a week later'. How times have changed.

[DTCwordfan]

Lady Janine will be opening a pub of that name on the Lizard, or in Helston......

[sunny-dave]

I haven't had sex since 2010 ...


...and it's nearly 22:10 now :)

[Zacs-Master]

Wha wha whaaaaaa

[Psybbo]

Does Gness know this, Dave? or did she stop on the way down?

[sunny-dave]

Gness is safely ensconced in the bosom of her family - gness junior is probably ordering the valium as we speak ;)

[DTCwordfan]

My doctor asked me why I was there to see him. I stood up, dropped my troos and pulled out my red raw, blood-soaked member.

He said, " You been having a lot of sex?"
I said, " Doc, I haven't had sex for over a year."

He said, " So why the hell does it look like that?"

I said, " After that long mate, wouldn't you be banging your head against a pub wall?"

[Psybbo]

DTC, is your member your head?

[Psybbo]

Oops, I really should go to bed