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Farriercm | 10:10 Sat 19th Apr 2014 | News
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Oh Dear, David has been stung by a Jelly Fish, Whilst on Holiday,after Ignoring Warnings, hope the jelly fish is Ok.
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A clear message from a floating voter. :)
10:15 Sat 19th Apr 2014
A clear message from a floating voter. :)
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VERY GOOD Douglas, 10 out of ten for that one.

Is there some sort of story here that we're missing? something the OP could link to perhaps?
Oh douglas, you deserve the best answer for that - great!
What a spineless slimy creature
Who Anne, David or the Jellyfish?
traditional cure is to pee on the sting..

..form an orderly queue
Anne?
I thought I'd get the joke in before mikey44444 or someone else does
Sorry FF, know idea why I put Anne. Brain dead this morning.

Jno, why, it's not my OP, I shouldn't have to hunt for the story?
"No" not "know" see what I mean - duh!

Maggie, is there something we should know about ff?
// Another tourist recorded his exact quote: "Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!" //

I thought the Guardian was supposed to be a serious paper.
you don't have to, Baldric, just pass on by... It's not that big a story, really, just one of comico-symbolic interest; but Farriercm's summary says all anyone needs to know about it.
the Telegraph has the same sober report, ludwig

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/david-cameron/10774509/David-Cameron-stung-by-jellyfish-on-holiday-in-Lanzarote.html

It's important for serious papers to quote politicians correctly and in context.
He won't be the last Brit to return from a Spanish Island with a nasty rash.
Holiday destinations

Cameron:
2011 Ibiza
2012 Majorca
2013 Ibiza, Algarve, Cornwall and Scotland
2014 Lanzarote

Miliband:
2011 Montevarchi, Tuscany
2012 Greece
2013 France
2014 Israel (Short Break)


Weecalf ,nowhere, nowhere ,nowhere and I don't be allowances Gromit am I in the wrong job
Makes a change from the electorate being stung over electoral manifesto promises.

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