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Answerprancer | 14:07 Wed 01st Sep 2010 | ChatterBank
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Do you look at yours after a) noseblowing b) bumwiping?
If so, what exactly are you expecting to see?
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Avatar Image McMouse
a) Snot

b) skids

Be amazed if anything else there.
14:10 Wed 01st Sep 2010
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Oh please - bog paper? How coarse (especially if it's that horrid Izal).

Of course you look - to make sure you've done a thorough job. And it can tell you a multitude of things about your health.
14:10 Wed 01st Sep 2010
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I once wiped myself after a pee, and found my IUD there!
14:11 Wed 01st Sep 2010
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Crikey smart - that was thorough .......!
14:11 Wed 01st Sep 2010
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....or not salla!
14:13 Wed 01st Sep 2010
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well, not by the person who inserted it. Unless you're very lax ;-)
14:14 Wed 01st Sep 2010
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salla, I got told off once for NOT saying "bogroll" in a campsite shop in the Lake District !
His exact words "You what?!" (after I asked for lavatory paper) "We call it BOGROLL oop ee-yer!"
I swear I could hear him mutter "..soft southern sausage-jockey" as I went off.
14:15 Wed 01st Sep 2010
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well....if the cap fits AP! lol
14:16 Wed 01st Sep 2010
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of course, it is also wise to do this incase you see something that shouldnt be there. I once had a sliced mushroom come out my nose.
14:16 Wed 01st Sep 2010
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They call it bog roll around here too. But I resist. I have some standards.
(Unlike my stepson - it's sh1te paper to him - how very rude, who dragged him up?)
14:16 Wed 01st Sep 2010
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LOL...American kids love the term - I had one 10 year old delighted to be saying: "Mom...I need to go to the baaag!"
14:31 Wed 01st Sep 2010
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I was shopping in Waitrose. I asked a young lad if he could tell me where to find the BOVRIL, he took me to the toilet paper. He thought I said BOGROLL ha ha ha
14:46 Wed 01st Sep 2010
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4get - explain the mushroom out of your nose story. Is it similar to mcfluff's famous mushroom story - just out the opposite end?!!
14:49 Wed 01st Sep 2010
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I'd had pizza for tea that night, got a little worse for wear and threw up but as I did I upchucked through the back of my nose, burning sensation, went and got a tissue, blew my nose and a sliced mushroom came out :-)
15:18 Wed 01st Sep 2010
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Oh Gawd........
15:19 Wed 01st Sep 2010
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pretty similar although can i stress it didn;t happen to me, twas a friend
15:19 Wed 01st Sep 2010
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bloody hurt, was size of mushroom , but a slice
15:20 Wed 01st Sep 2010
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Yeah right fluffs - I always believed that.......... ;-)
15:21 Wed 01st Sep 2010
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Hee hee - I can remember the mushrooom story.. made me laugh for days...
15:23 Wed 01st Sep 2010
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