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Bad things.....
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We were talking last night about the bad things that happen in life. I won....lol
I was burgled while we slept....and he stood at the end of my bed for ages (I know this as he lit a candle)
I was attacked on the way home from the pub.....in my own house.. (my fault)
I got hit by a car at a pedestrian crossing...
My friends BF kicked my front door in....(the policeman who came to take a statement listened to the 999 call first and laughed at me!!)
I'm sure there's more.......
I was burgled while we slept....and he stood at the end of my bed for ages (I know this as he lit a candle)
I was attacked on the way home from the pub.....in my own house.. (my fault)
I got hit by a car at a pedestrian crossing...
My friends BF kicked my front door in....(the policeman who came to take a statement listened to the 999 call first and laughed at me!!)
I'm sure there's more.......
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Bodily injuries: 15 stitches in arm (fell through glass door), 4 stitches in ankle (whilst in bandage from the previous injury I fell onto a spiked railing) - that was whilst at college in the early 80's.
In the last 3 years I have: broken a toe, have 2 tramline scars were I fell of a kerb, 2nd degree burns on upper arm, nearly put eye out falling off a table singing Frank Sinata, broken 2 bones in wrist, broken bone in foot, severe finger burn when the skin stuck to a saucepan. Oh, and I fell in & got stuck in my brother's bath on xmas eve.
That's not to mention the injuries inflicted by ex-hubby when going through his alcoholic-psychotic stage or my minor sailing injuries. Oh, and 3 operations...
But I'm still smiling. I love my scars, cos each tell a story - of survival !!
I count my blessings rather than dwell on the bad luck.
In the last 3 years I have: broken a toe, have 2 tramline scars were I fell of a kerb, 2nd degree burns on upper arm, nearly put eye out falling off a table singing Frank Sinata, broken 2 bones in wrist, broken bone in foot, severe finger burn when the skin stuck to a saucepan. Oh, and I fell in & got stuck in my brother's bath on xmas eve.
That's not to mention the injuries inflicted by ex-hubby when going through his alcoholic-psychotic stage or my minor sailing injuries. Oh, and 3 operations...
But I'm still smiling. I love my scars, cos each tell a story - of survival !!
I count my blessings rather than dwell on the bad luck.
Oh, and the car accidents. Especially the one where the car got wedged upside-down in a ditch and I was hanging upside down, trapped in my seatbelt, like a bat. It was quite amusing until I realised there was water in the ditch.
But that was divine retribution or something - I was up to naughty things that night.... shouldn't have been down that isolated country lane in the first place.... ;-)
But that was divine retribution or something - I was up to naughty things that night.... shouldn't have been down that isolated country lane in the first place.... ;-)
