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marval | 19:33 Sat 03rd Jan 2015 | Jokes
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A man is getting married, and is standing by his bride at the church.

Standing by him is his golf clubs and bag.

His bride whispers, "What are your golf clubs doing here?"

And the man said "This is not going to take all day is it?"
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Avatar Image Arksided
Lol, hoping for the club-house not the dog-house.
22:23 Sat 03rd Jan 2015
Avatar Image Psybbo
I swear that was my brother-in-law!
22:25 Sat 03rd Jan 2015
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I bet she found them convenient for the poor unsuspecting muppet.
22:30 Sat 03rd Jan 2015
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The hospital said the no 1 Wood was the hardest to remove.
22:40 Sat 03rd Jan 2015
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An Air-Shot?
22:42 Sat 03rd Jan 2015
Avatar Image Arksided
If she was really tee'd off I think it'll been a fairway to go.
22:53 Sat 03rd Jan 2015
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Not remotely funny
22:58 Sat 03rd Jan 2015
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Would you swing for him?
23:57 Sat 03rd Jan 2015
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Reminds me of the four chaps playing golf when they spot a cortege in the distance. One of them immediately lays down his club, removes his cap and bows his head. Later one of the foursome commented on how respectful that had been. "Well,", said the other chap, "she was a good wife to me for over forty years".
00:08 Sun 04th Jan 2015

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