Good morning AB larks

[abstibus]

I hope you all slept well xx.
The forecast says sunny here again today. There's a (very) small piece of crumble left.

[waterboatman]

Morning anne xxx It's too dark to see what's what at the moment. Still, it's got all day to get light! :o}

[excelsior-1]

good morning you two.

been up about an hour .. off to work in ten mins.

still dark out there of course, a little damp too.

have a good day.

[WELSHYORKIE]

Morning Anne, Boaty and Excel - cold enough to freeze the proverbials off here at the moment, but at least it's dry (for now).

[waterboatman]

Morning excel and Welshie. It looks a tad nippy out.

[excelsior-1]

hello welsh, good to see you.

have a good day ... i'm off now.

[waterboatman]

Have a good'un excel.

[abstibus]

When you've all had brekkie I'll tell you a true funny story the EHO told me yesterday.

[waterboatman]

I'm ready anne! :o}

[WELSHYORKIE]

Anne - had my brekkie an hour and a half ago at 4.15

[abstibus]

OK
He was called to a house and knocked the door. Man inside said 'I'm not finished yet' so he waited and knocked again. Told to wait, looked through window and saw the man and a woman in a delicate situation over the table. Modesty prevents me from going into graphic detail, but no missionaries were involved.

[waterboatman]

Nice one anne! :o}

[WELSHYORKIE]

Self censorship prevents my next post!!!

[abstibus]

That was the censored version!!!

[waterboatman]

Quite! :o}

[WELSHYORKIE]

So, not just the table that got laid, then?

[waterboatman]

;o}

[abstibus]

I didn't ask him what he put in his report. I think the complaint was about noisy dogs.

[waterboatman]

That depends what the woman looked like! :o}

[WELSHYORKIE]

Are you sure it wasn't a noisy bitch, Anne? Maybe she's a howler !! lol

[waterboatman]

arf arf arf