Have you ever........

[pastafreak]

been walking out on the street....and realised you had your shirt/blouse..whatever.....on inside out??????

[NoMercy]

I've thankfully always realised before leaving the house. But I have walked out of a cafe toilet with my skirt tucked into my knickers...

[pastafreak]

Thank god I didn't do that!!

But I must have been tired when I changed out of my uniform at work...I knew something wasn't right.........dohhhhhh!

[NoMercy]

Oh... and have you ever had a long piece of toilet roll stuck to the bottom of your shoe? How embarrassing !! lol

[carmalee]

did it the other day. Got top on inside out - went to shop for paper, then the garage then onto friend's house. I have large mirror in the spare room - maybe I should make more use of it.

[cazzz1975]

I do it alot, generally I am quite absent minded fashion wise..

[boxtops]

it's worse if you have the toliet paper caught in your knickers NoM :-)

[pastafreak]

lol..NoM seems to have bathroom related problems.........!

[NoMercy]

I always check there's nothing out of place now ;-)

[boxtops]

Ladies - have you ever noticed (since we are toilet-related) how some women spend AGES in the cubicle, particularly when there is a queue? Others - like me - "wee and go", 30 secs in and out. What are they doing in there? They rustle and scrobble and hump about in there, or they are really silent. It's only wee, too, I am fairly sure, people make more noise in a public loo if they are covering up doing the other, in which case I will allow more time :-))

[woofgang]

not inside out but often buttoned up wrong

[steg]

once went out and realised my socks were inside out had to take my boots off to sort them, how embarrassing it was

[pastafreak]

errmm..was it the sorting - out part that was embarrassing,steg??...no one could see them......

boxy-you're right..maybe they are adjusting their makeup......or texting someone???

[steg]

no, it was the big fecking holes in them that was embarrassing

[Dris]

Ive done the toilet roll bit way too often
Once in Copehagen a gorgeous girl walked past a group of lardy guys -i thought yip she's nice but not that nice,So she gave it big sways until I saw the looooong roll coming from her panties.She was mortified the guys loved it I just simply thought for a moment there was a god lol

[Brinjal]

I have gone out with different colour shoes on. Was in hurry stuck my feet in the first pair in the closet and only realised I had one navy and one brown when I arrived at restaurant.

[pastafreak]

....I don't feel quite so silly now...

lol,lol,lol

[karenmac60]

I went out for a walk one Sunday - was feeling quite good, my hair was sitting nicely and all that. I was walking alongside a main road and I noticed a few looks from passing drivers and felt pretty pleased with myself till I realised my fly was right down and my dark trousers were gaping, revealing a large expanse of off white granny knickers :-/

[funnygirl]

Believe it or not, I once went to work in odd black shoes and wondered why I was limping,
Lol!!!

[Barmaid]

I had a row with the BF over where we were going to eat. I fancied eating out and he fancied a take away with the kids. I went to the car in the dark and grabbed a pair of wedges out the boot. Wasn't til I got home that I realised that I had two completely different shoes on.

[Barmaid]

Oh and the other stupid thing I did (apart from stalking down the corridor of Ipswich Mags court with my skirt in my knickers) was this. I had to go to Manchester for a course and it meant leaving at stupid o clock. As I threw my trousers on, I felt something odd inside the leg, but thought they may still be a bit damp and ignored it.

At the other side of Brum I stopped for a coffee and a pee. I walked into the services and was completely oblivious to the fact that I had a hold up stocking stuck to my leg and dragging out the end of my trousers. What a pratt.