Pass Me The Bucket!

[poodicat]

So Paul Daniels is claiming that he has had more than 300 lovers,feeling sick....

[rowanwitch]

No he only had Debs the rest was a clever illusion..

[supersuezy24]

,,,Yeah and then he's woken up!


.....Ugh nasty!!!

[thetruthhurts]

I've had thousands of women..........But I always wake up. Mr Daniels obviously has vivid dreams.

[thetruthhurts]

suezy you beat me to it lol

[naomi24]

Maybe he hypnotised himself and is still under the influence.

[snags]

''you'll like this, but not a lot''...

[supersuezy24]

Sorry the truth hurts, how delusional is he? haha

[Lie-in King]

Shouldn't that read "You'll like this - there's not a lot"?..

[rowanwitch]

His bill for 'inflatable Eve' your blow up friend quantity 300 must be pretty big

[Panic Button]

Money is an aphrodisiac.

[ummmm]

I'm surprised poodi is that fussy.....

[thetruthhurts]

panic button, yes agreed if i had a wad, maybe women would have sex with me.

[Panic Button]

Just become Chairman or Chief Executive of the FA, or manage the England team.

[brenda]

He has got to be joking -- the obnoxious little -unt, meant to say runt.!!!!!

[poodicat]

Brenda plz lol!

[Booldawg]

look at all those unsightly MPs and michael winner etc that managed to pull despite the fact they're hideous. Money and power are huge aphrodisiacs. I can well beleive the obnoxious little twerp has managed to bed that amount of women.

[Booldawg]

^ Haha LOL at Brenda - I didnt read your post before describing him as both obnoxious and little! Great minds etc.

[bertiebear]

Or as Mrs Merton once asked Debbie McGee, 'What first attracted you to multimillionnaire Paul Daniels?' BB

[DEN53]

Millionaire or not - I would'nt want to hold his magic wand (:0 (

[Booldawg]

Even if he offered to show you a 'wee magic trick' ?