Another take on that.
Wife enters room naked, poses with one hand behind head the other on hip. Asks husband “what do you think “
Husband replies. I don’t know where you bought it or how much, but it needs ironing.
A friend of my sister said that she had to have a caesearean because her penis was too small, sister said Ach Marie you mean your pelvis, Ach she said "isn't it the same thing".