Re-write...

[NoMercy]

a Nursery rhyme...

Eg:

Mary had a little Lamb
Its fleece was white and wispy
It then caught Foot and Mouth Disease
And now it's black and crispy....

Let's see how funny you guys are..... !!

[leggionaire]

hey diddle diddle

mps on the fiddle


40 years since man went to the moon


swine flus gone pandemic



bank managers lies are epidemic


tell me WHEN DID IT ALL GO WRONG ????

[logic]

mary had a little lamb,
She also had a bear,
Iv'e often seen her ittle lamb,
but i've never seen her bare.

[logic]

That do'nt rhyme Leggy
Ya numpty.

[leggionaire]

nor does no mercs crusty crackers

ok?

[marval]

Mary Mary quite contrary
In your garden what do you grow?
Opium poppies and cannabis plants
But the police are not in the know


Where�s the girl who left her tuffet
We really need to chide her
She has gone to see a counsellor
About her fear of spiders

[NoMercy]

LOL LOL !!

Simple Simon met a pie man
Going to the fair
Said Simple Simon to the pie man
"What have you got there?"
Said the pie man unto Simon
"Pies, you dumb f****er!"

[marval]

Jack and Jill were up the hill
But they didn�t fetch any water
They were far too busy
Doing what they didn�t oughta

[DEN53]

Mary had a little lamb
its fleece was white as snow
10,000 volts shot up its bum
and now its all aglow.......................................

[sn�gs]

Little Jack Horner
Sat in the corner
W@nking furiously...
Dirty bu88er


I thank you :-)

[joggerjayne]

Jack and Jill went up the hill

To fetch a pale of water

Jack thought Jill was on the pill

So now they have a daughter

[joggerjayne]

Sitting here LOL at snags

[leggionaire]

they have a daughter?

they were brother and sister ffs

[craft1948]

What's that one who "put in his thumb and pulled out a plum"?....

[NoMercy]

PMSL @ Snags !!

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the kings' horses
And all the kings' men
Had scrambled eggs
For their breakfast again.

[sn�gs]

craft... that was that dirty bu88er Jack... him in the corner...

[marval]

The boy called Jack was a stupid kid
He badly burnt his thumb
By sticking it in a hot plum pie
How could he be so dumb?

[craft1948]

thanks snags......long time since my nursery rhyme days...

[sn�gs]

Incy Wincy spider
Stuck a finger inside her...

ok... I'll stop now lol...

[NoMercy]

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead
Now it goes to school with her
Between two chunks of bread..

[steg]

Jack and Jill went up the hill
so Jack could lick Jill's fanany.
Jack got a shock
and a mouthful of c0ck
cos Jill's a ****** tranny.