The unlikliest instruction on a packet

[devilspawn]

"Best before date: .... Rohypnol"

As said by Frankie Boyle tonight on "Mock The Week"

Whats the strangest thing instruction you have seen on a packet/box/instruction manual?

[cazzz1975]

on the milk carton... Warning: contains milk

[Robinia]

"Give it a shake...if anything falls off you haven't put it together properly...."

lol....on an electric fan ! :o)

[devilspawn]

Robinia - where the hell did you buy that from.... China? lol - thats funny!!!

[sn�gs]

Just looked at my packet of baccy...

It says ''sealed for perfect freshness...pull flaps apart carefully to open'' :-o

[puternut]

McD Coffe cup

"May contain HOT liquid"

[NoMercy]

Well, I was cooking a frozen meal for my friend the other day. It was a foil container with a lid. The instructions said to remove lid and place in microwave on full power for 8 minutes !!!

I didn't take the chance. I stuck it in the oven instead.

[devilspawn]

cazzz - I love the packets of peanuts warning - may contains nuts - christ if it didnt what on earth are you buying!!

Its a mad world

[devilspawn]

NoM - hope you took it back to the shop - and demanded a new microwave (they werent to know you had brains!!)

[caththecrazy]

Do not drive car or operate machinery. -- On my children's cough medicine

Label on a bottle of vegetarian wine - goes well with beef

[Robinia]

It's a Pifco and actually the instructions are very clear - the writer obviously had a sense of humour which I thought was great....shame they're not all like that. I've had it a few years now & it still works very well.

[caththecrazy]

One of my friends bought an iron and it said do not iron clothes while on body - well so she told me

[craft1948]

Warning....this may cause drowsiness and extra care should be taken if operating machinery........this was on a bottle of Baby Benylin....

[craft1948]

snap cath....

[devilspawn]

snags - hope you were gentle with those flaps.....?

[albaqwerty]

have eye=drop stuff from doc, usual info, eye may become red, inflamed etc if ANYTHING else, contact A and E fgs

what is the anything else... eyeball on cheek for instance :D

[devilspawn]

cath - ROFL on the veggie wine - the marketing people really did a fab job on that..... not!! thats fab :-)

[devilspawn]

Alba - eyeball disintegrates......? just a suggestion!

[caththecrazy]

It was in Tesco and as I don't usually shop in there but was with a friend I took it to customer service to enquire if it was mislabelled but they weren't amused.....