Is Hiding

[bobtheturkey]

In the oven

[BlackadderV]

Good time to light the gas then.

[Mamyalynne]

Are you wearing streaky?

[anneasquith]

good for your complexion ?

[scorpiojo]

A bad idea?

[Captain2]

Are you beginning to feel the heat then?

[scorpiojo]

Arrgggh!

[Prudie]

You might be stuffed then.

[shoota]

Is that your parson's nose or are you just pleased to see me?

[Captain2]

.... and plucked! (think I spelled that correctly)

[humbersloop]

No bob, Islamic State is not hiding in your oven - did the telly voices tell you that?

[scorpiojo]

:)

[Maydup]

You know your place :-)

[shoota]

Following a thorough review of the literature involving training manuals,
scientific and professional journals, police agencies, and computer searches, the
author found that little is known about predicting the trajectory of bullets through
glass, particularly that of the .30. caliber rifle bullet most commonly used by police
marksmen. Currently, there is no available method to allow marksmen to predict
the effect glass has on the trajectory of a rifle bullet. Without a table of deflection
values or method of calculating bullet deflection with respect to glass angle,
shooting through glass is inaccurate at best.

http://www.dtic.mil/dtic/tr/fulltext/u2/a283575.pdf

[shoota]

Erm....ooops!

[humbersloop]

shoota, please don't encourage sniper fire at the microwave, it isn't helpful

[shoota]

But it might be fun.....

[snags]

Nice giblets...

[BlackadderV]

/Nice giblets.../

Never heard them called that before!

[anneasquith]

put the gun/sherry down shoota !!!

[shoota]

I love it when you're bossy 'squit......