Married

[marval]

Little Mary is at her first wedding.

When it’s over, she asks her mother, "Why did the lady change her mind?"

"What do you mean?" asks her mother.

"Well," replies Mary. "She went down the aisle with one man and came back with another."


Wife to husband: "I need a new dress."

Husband: "What’s wrong with the dress you’ve got?"

Wife: "It’s too long and the veil keeps getting in my eyes."