while playing football yesterday

[bobtheturkey]

i tackled the opposition ronaldo equivalent and whilst he flew into the air on the end of my boot, i swallowed my chewing gum will this cause health problems?

[snagged]

Depends how far your boot went up his harris...

oh, sorry, you meant the gum :o))

[B00]

No, but I do think you should contact Ronaldo and seek recompense for the loss of ya choddy.

A few million should do it.

[sandrajo]

yes, by the time it gets to your stomach it'll expand and you won't be able to pass it and you'll probably die *sorry*

[bobtheturkey]

no boo he might fancy me

[snagged]

''and you'll probably die *sorry*''

If you do, can I have your footie boots Bob? ;o)

[bigmamma]

Oh dear bob , it will wrap round your gut and tie it in a knot !
Well that's what my mum said .:-) x

[weeal]

was it Juicy Fruit?

[B00]

So what if he does?

For a few million i'm sure even you'd grin and bear (or should that be 'bare'?) it.

[haysi06]

Yes, you should give up playing football straight away. Daft beggar playing footie at your age, you are just asking for trouble :D

[Beads]

I hope you're ok bob.

[weeal]

it might make your insides a bit Wrigley

[stagnalis]

supposedly its takes 7 years for chewing gum to digest after you swollow it 8-)

[bobtheturkey]

oi im only 30 :(

[sandrajo]

30 and you're still swallowing *tut, tut*

[sandrajo]

obviously I meant the chewing gum!!!

[weeal]

pmsl @ sandrajo

[bobtheturkey]

shocking sandra :)

[unrulyjulie]

How tight are your shorts bob?


oh come on, im only asking what all the other ladies are thinking!!!

[haysi06]

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=4bdq7m8&s=1

30, well you look much older

Haysi legs it.....

[unrulyjulie]

haysi, that isnt bob, he'd never wear a hat in that colour! It isnt beige for goodness sake!