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[Rondy]

I met a nurse who took me to Italy.
Next thing I know, she has me arrested.
And that’s how I learned about Florence, night in jail.

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I didn’t win any medals at the international astronomy quiz last week.
But I did get a constellation prize.

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A new edition of the text book of surgical procedures has just been published.
It's shorter than previous editions as it's had its appendix removed.

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Just watched that new movie about prehistoric pigs .
Jurassic Pork.

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[10ClarionSt]

A guy walked into a pub and noticed a bulls head mounted on a shield in the corner.

"That's an impressive thing", he said to the landlord.

"Yes, but it killed my dad"

"Was your dad a bull fighter?"

"No. He was playing cards in that corner one night and  it fell off and hit him on the head"