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[EmilyAdkins1]

I have a lunch break so yeah.

1. Being in a public place and running out of toilet paper 1-10
2. Slipping in front of a lot of people 1-10
3. Farting when it’s quiet in front of people 1-10
4. Forgetting to wear deodorant and get told you stink 1-10
5. Getting humiliated and not having a come back 1-10

[Bobbisox1]

Do the Americans say * farting* I thought they called it gas?

[EmilyAdkins1]

Everyone’s different I’ve heard bad fart and blow. It’s just how different people talk

[Paigntonian]

You forgot 6: Voting Labour.

[EmilyAdkins1]

I just came up with what could. I cherish the lunch break

[Mexican18]

What kind of work do you do Emily?
You seem very good at asking questions. Are you in the FBI?

[EmilyAdkins1]

No that would be a bad idea. I don’t have the brain power for that

[douglas9401]

Is a fart/deodorant combo marked out of 20 or individually?

Smell ya later.

[EmilyAdkins1]

Sure if you want to put them together

[Jackdaw33]

Ladies don't fart, they queef.

[Barmaid]

1. Would only be a problem in a public loo, but I ALWAYS have tissues. 0
2. Done it before. Fact of life. Get over it. 0
3. I once did this in what I thought was the privacy of my own garden. I didnt know my neighbour was in his. I simply said "MR BM!" with horror. 0
4. This hasnt happened and I doubt it would. But if it did, I would think "Heck they are right". 0
5. You ALWAYS have a come back. Humiliation is something that you allow others to do to you. 0

None of those things are bad. Mildly annoying or inconvenient but will it matter in 6 days or 6 weeks? No.

[EmilyAdkins1]

Good answer

[ichkeria]

Farting when it’s noisy sounds like a waste of effort to me

[ichkeria]

As for 4 I might well punch anyone rude enough to do that

[EmilyAdkins1]

You’d be surprised. My sister started seriously crying because someone told her that

[Barmaid]

Unless you can brew ones like my cat does on the rare occasion, Ichkeria. They are designed so that they can be detected in the noisiest of circumstances. But are often a shock to him too.

[EmilyAdkins1]

You have a cat? What does it look like?

[Barsel]

Do we really have to see this on Answerbank?
I know I don't have to click on anything EmilyAdkins1 asks or be childish enough to respond to it, but it really puts me off coming on here, so I'm off. I have reported it as she is breaking the rules, so we will see if the moderators are doing their job properly.

[EmilyAdkins1]

I broke the rules? How?

[Mamyalynne]

What rule has Emily broken?

[tiggerblue10]

Rather than rating:

1. I always carry tissues in my bag since the drip dry incident in the 80s.
2. I've slipped and tripped a number of times in public. I try to laugh it off even though I'm in pain and bleeding somewhere, usually the grazed knee.
3. Don't recall ever doing that in public.
4. Has only ever happened when I've been really nervous and anxiety has kicked in, with deodorant.
5. Very rarely happens but I'd just walk away if it did.