Good Morning. In place of The Mail On Saturday, here is today's Thong News.
Victoria's Secret Sued A Los Angeles woman is suing pantie company Victoria's Secret. She claims she was injured by one of the company's thongs (yes, really!!)
Macrida Patterson, 52, says she was trying on the thong when a decorative metal bit flew off and hit her in the eye.
Thong Bandits Colorado police have caught say two suspected robbers dubbed the "thong bandits", who used women's underwear to disguise themselves (yes, really!!)
The two men used thongs as masks, but the underwear did not cover enough of their faces, and they were recognized on a CCTV recording.
And finally ... Here, for the hard of hearing, are todays whale tails ...
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