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Defensive Weapon
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What do you have a defensive weapon against intruders into your home ?
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.A heavy metal bodied torch with ultra bright LEDs. Blind them with the light then hit them over the head. It cannot be construed as an offensive weapon (like a baseball bat or a cosh) as it would be a perfectly reasonable thing to have in your home especially at night at night. The razor sharp meat cleaver might be difficult to explain..
The outer perimeter is booby trapped with explosive devices. Those invited to visit receive a 'safety' map. The inner perimeter is guarded by 3 very ferocious and very hungry Doberman's which i never feed. Their only food comes from what they can catch. Inside my front door is a trap door that reveals a snake infested pit. Unless you know the password, you're in trouble. Get past the snake-pit and a picture of my ex-wife glares at you from the wall. If you can withstand all that, you are free to take my meagre belongings.
A mad neighbour has a mear cleaver and hangs it behind the front door on one of the pegs.
When the Police visited on 'an unrelated matter' and faced with it as the front door was pulled open to let him out, asked what is that
and the fella said - Oh I have been looking for that for a long time, thank you officer...
When the Police visited on 'an unrelated matter' and faced with it as the front door was pulled open to let him out, asked what is that
and the fella said - Oh I have been looking for that for a long time, thank you officer...