April Fool Jokes?

[Jemisa]

Got any good April Fools Jokes? Nothing nasty or hurtful.
My H gets me every year.

Last year I was busy prepairing lunch & he asked me if I'd like a cup of coffee, (I take it black) he put the mug down by my side and disappeared into the other room with my grandchildren, after a minute i took a mouthful of coffee and eeyukkeew!!! He'd made it with gravy powder, by then I had spluttered it all over the wallpaper & carpet. My grandaughters were in hysterics.

It backfired tho, he had to clean the carpet and re-paper the wall.

So now its my turn.

jem

[gness]

Raw egg in the toe of his shoe?

[vulcan]

Does he drink beer ? We use to add gravy browning to water, just enough to make it look like beer, and then put it into a pint mug. Worked every time.

[tinkerbell23]

Does he use a hairdryer??? Fill it with talc x

[Sir Alec]

Thanks tinks, that gave me the first laugh in ages!

[emmie]

best joke i have seen, a prank really was on James Martins's saturday kitchen programme, with the two hairy bikers, Si King and Dave Myers.
James martin has a test for the guests, who can make an omelette quickest and gave the go to the two guys. Think it was simon who had secretly hard boiled the eggs dave was going to use for the omelette, so as he tried to crack the eggs, they bounced off the bowl, hilarious, and dave took it in good part.

[Noraq]

I fell for the old chestnut one year...my boss gave me a number to ring and get put through to Annette Curtin...the number was a Famous Fabrics shop!.

[emmie]

even older chestnut, we gave a phone number, message to a colleague, pleasse call Mr c lion, at London zoo, it was funny at the time....

[flump1]

Hi Jem, get one of your friends to " pose " as an official from DEFRA and imply you are taking on a pet pig. ! I did this to my ex a few years ago, had him going for ages !

[rowanwitch]

Clingfilm over the toilet bowl is evil if you get it tight enough you can't see it... but only if your floor is easy to mop

plastic spider or other bug glued in the bottom of the mug with something non toxic as they drink the tea the bug emerges .....

I've had fun with fake spiders and an office full of woossie girls as in open a file and theres one on the first page... screams are very rewarding...

Letters from official bodies are good... if you can fake them up things like you have beenfound to be in contact with a person with a bizarre disease please check for the following symptoms Rash on lower back is a good one, between buttocks is better in my experience most men have a spot or two in this area or something that requires contortions with a mirror...for something you know is there if symptoms present please phone... have a friend whose number they don't know on standby to shout April fool at them

[Kiki-frog]

April 1 is my birthday, so I've had more than my fair share over the years. including most of the ones listed here. Most spectacular was when I lived in a shared house and when I got up and opened my bedroom door, I found the doorway had been completely covered up with sheets of newspaper. So I punched my way through, only to find that the buggers had covered the paper on the other side with shaving foam. And of course someone was there with a camera to record it all.

[Smowball]

Mt "friend" smeared tabasco sauce round the rime of the glass I was drinking from!! So I put it on her toothbrush : )

[Jemisa]

There's some crackers there folks, and have given me loads of idea's thankyou. I love the Tabasco sauce one snowi,
I've got a few there to ponder.

My son when he was 14ish put washing up liquid in the kettle, I put the kettle on for coffee walked in the other room & came back to a room full of bubbles
(the little sod) I had to buy a new kettle.

jem

[tamborine]

Remove toothpaste & replace with denture adhesive tube....gets the bathroom emptied pdq