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Patsy33 | 10:18 Mon 18th Apr 2016 | Jokes
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My wife asked me to pass her lip balm, but I accidentally gave her the super glue.
She's still not speaking to me..........
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Giving her the glue Accidentally will not stick.............
10:31 Mon 18th Apr 2016
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Agree. I heard she was stuck up a bit of a snob.......
11:25 Mon 18th Apr 2016
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When I'm calling UHU...
11:27 Mon 18th Apr 2016
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That's Super....
11:29 Mon 18th Apr 2016
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When the glue wears off her first sentence will be... "oh dear you silly ol' devil you, that wasn't lip balm at all"
11:57 Mon 18th Apr 2016
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Probably call you,eventually, a Pritt !
11:59 Mon 18th Apr 2016
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the silence must be unnerving ...

12:03 Mon 18th Apr 2016
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He assured his wife he wouldn't tell anyone what happened. He told her his lips were sealed. Doh!.......
12:19 Mon 18th Apr 2016

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