Nudist Convention!

[Berniecuddles2]

Just seen that there's a nudist convention on in town next week...

I Might go if I've got nothing on.

[albaqwerty]

that'd take some balls

[Bazile]

You've got a bare faced cheek

[sunny-dave]

I see they've already booked Dan Gleebitz and Gloria Stitz for the cabaret ...

[Berniecuddles2]

aka gness n dave lol

[albaqwerty]

will they be singing their all-time hit 'Tinky Winky' ?

[sunny-dave]

Too busy playing ping pong, albs

[albaqwerty]

schwepps, that Q was about Dan and Gloria !!

I don't mind mind what Dave and Gness sing :-D

[Patsy33]

Nay kid....

[tonyav]

will they be singing their all-time hit 'Tinky Winky' ?


Noooo albs, it'll be My Dinga Ling.

[Berniecuddles2]

i probably will go there's a free bar ...i'll hang out there

[albaqwerty]

a cocktail stick in the eye won't be fun

[sunny-dave]

Ah yes - here comes bernie - two pickled onions and a gherkin anyone?

[Patsy33]

Will you go in your birthday suit,?

[tonyav]

should I say something about two apples and a cucumber I wonder

[albaqwerty]

surely a gherkin is better than a merkin?

[Berniecuddles2]

well it will be cold sunny dave lol

[albaqwerty]

peaches are fuzzier our kid :-D

2 peaches and a plantain?

[Berniecuddles2]

oi oi saveloy comes to mind

[tonyav]

2 peaches and a plantain?

Ohhhhh ar wench has gone all posh ;-)

[albaqwerty]

rofpmsl!!!

so, no cocktail sausages allowed at the convention then?