Sign on back of van in Yorkshire...

[Dris]

' No black puddings kept in this van overnight'

Beat that :)

[sddsddean]

On the back of a lorry belonging to a potato farmer.

"In case of fire, chip pan in cab"

[askyourgran]

No we are a tight lot in Yorkshire, we don't let anyone have owt for nowt.

[Count-A-Strong]

Sign on a CAmping shop:

now is the winter of our discount tents

[alexanderd]

"Caution blind driver" on a roller blind van

[Dris]

hahaha - crackers !!
ayg -my husband works in Yorkshire and still cant stop laughing and that was a week ago -im stir crazy now lol

[Bobbisox]

Haggis, I was going up the Northumberland coast when we were behind a flatbed truck which sported the sign
The Best Erections Around!!!!

[Jemisa]

Seen on the back of a rather dirty van written in the dirt
-- "This Van Also Comes in White"

jem

[Dris]

Geordie and Jem -lol x

[vulcan]

any fans of Toy Story will appreciate this, there's an area of belfast called Finaghy. A delivery van passed me on the motorway and on the back, sign written, was " To Finaghy and beyond"

[ttfn]

When I worked in the centre of town I looked out of the office window and out of 4 consecutive vehicles waiting for lights to change 3 were Coventry Climax, Rapid Erections and Snap On Tools - I swear on Big Sis's life. I couldn't speak for about 5 minutes.

[Dris]

vulcan and ttfn -totally pmsl.

Hope everyone realises they are being shared out to H's workmates in Yorkshire.I'll read the latter ones out later today-the humour is much appreciated !

[ttfn]

You are more than welcome Dris, even I find it hard to believe that I saw those 3 in a line - I would think anyone else had made it up. It happened over 25 years ago but I can recall the firms like it was yesterday - shows what makes an impression on me ☺

[Bbbananas]

I saw a very dirty white van yesterday - someone had scrawled in the dirt "Cleaned By The NHS".

[ttfn]

School Report: Salla has shown a marked improvement in her work, I hope she can maintain this throughout the term. Of course she will need to discipline her self control and concentration. We look forward to monitoring her progress.

[Bbbananas]

1st Gold Star of the day.....

Keep it up for a whole term? You must be jesting...

[ttfn]

Yep, but you started it

[Bbbananas]

I will, as always, do my best.

[TTG]

Saw a dirty van with "Plough me" written on the back.