Good Evening

[mrs_overall]

I'm back from a 2 week absence involving a journey in a vehicle with blue flashing lights (no, I was NOT under arrest), men with stethoscopes and some strong medication.
I am now fighting fit and back in circulation. What's the gossip?

[tonyav]

Hey, great to see you back, mrsovermissed. There has been an incident in Devon that involves one of the female posters !.

[sunny-dave]

Not a lot to report ...

... C&J and ummmm have come out as lesbians, TWR has run off to sea with sp1814 and Naomi has found god ... possibly :)

Welcome back

Dxx

[Tilly2]

Gness has been away and come back, queenie is a happy bunny and Baldric is ok. Nice to see you back.......again.

[TonyV]

well hello mrs - hope you don't want too fight - I've just come back after a while away

[mazie]

Well.. I've run away with an Italian gigolo but I'm find all the ice cream a bit boring....there's only so many nuts on a neapolitan that you can take... Really great to see you back mrs_o xxx

[Mamyalynne]

Glad you are back and fit once more.x

[Retrochic]

hey sunny-dave -how come you can say l*sb**n and when I said it on another thread an minute ago it got changed to Sapho? Does chatterbank not have a swear filter?

[flump1]

Wow Mrs O, welcome back. Hope you stay well x

[tamborine]

You just wanted a drive thru red lights & break speed limits. glad youre released ;)

[Obiter]

//...there's only so many nuts on a neapolitan that you can take... //

Must remember that one ! LOL,

[sunny-dave]

**** knows, retro :)

[Baldric]

Welcome back Mrs O,

(Tilly, can I quote you on that ;-)

[DTCwordfan]

Dave has turned into a dwarf transvestite, minty is not injured, JJ is standing up and not horizontal, Lady J has been murdering sheep, Pixie has savaged AOG, Mikey has turned right wing and AOG is standing as Labour member for Clacton, gromit vowing to stand as the Tory. Ed has had a miscarriage that let a large number of viruses onto the site.

Other than that, boaty has hit a bridge.

[Psybbo]

So glad to see you back, Ab Editor will be delighted!

[mrs_overall]

Thank you all for your warm welcomes and useless/false gossip!

I wish the hospital had t'internet so I could do a daily blog.
I had a low life in the bed opposite. Last night two drunken grand daughters came to visit her, both staggering under the weight of numerous carrier bags containing the spoils of the days shop lifting. They then proceeded to try to persuade me and the other patients to buy the stuff!
!

[Tilly2]

Baldric, you can. No problem.Even though you are horrible to me

[tonyav]

What were the errrrrrm goodies in the bag, mrs overmedicated ?.

[Psybbo]

Gossip, I think Gness is considering joining Shoota in France or jim in Edinburgh.

[mrs_overall]

tony, it was nearly all from the sale rail in Primark...all in either neon colours/skirts impersonating belts/clothing in stick insect size/baby clothes (shudder)

[mrs_overall]

I have never heard such rubbish gossip. Now come on, ladies and gents, I want some DECENT gossip