Frozen Bird....

Chipchopper | 16:21 Mon 14th Jan 2013 | Jokes

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A small bird was flying south for winter. It was sooo cold the bird froze and fell to the ground, into a large field

While he was laying there on the frozen ground, a cow came along and dropped a heap of dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the cow pat, he began to realize how warm he was becoming

The dung was actually thawing him out!
He was laying there, all warm and happy and soon began to sing for joy

A passing cat was attracted by the singing and came to investigate. following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of dung and promptly dug him out and ate him

Morals of Story :-

(1) Not everyone who $hits on you is your enemy

(2) Not everyone who gets you out of the $hit is your friend

(3) And when your in deep $hit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!