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I have finally sold my house and am moving this weekend. I have to go into rented accommodation for a few weeks so shall be off line for a while, just in case anyone misses me!! But don't think you...
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A major international company was looking to hire someone for an important position. They interviewed dozens of applicants and narrowed their search down to three people, all from different parts of...
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A few examples of what children write - History In wartime children who lived in big cities had to be evaporated because it was safer in the country. Sometime in the war they take prisners and keep...
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Can anyone tell me what would happen in this case:- My friend inherited half of her mother's house which amounted to around £60,000. She lives in a council house and is on benefits. She thought...
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Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it. Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding...
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The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their...
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When you see a woman.... And want her badly.... Please consider the following.... No matter how beautiful she is..... No matter how sexy she is.... No matter how seductive she is... No matter how huge...
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Scrabble..... Rearrange the letters to spell out an extremely useful part of the human body, which is even more useful when erect. P N E S I People who wrote SPINE became doctors.... The rest are all...
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My black neighbour told me this - laughing uproariously!! He assures me it is not racist!! A twin-engine passenger plane has an engine failure and the altitude and speed are decreasing rapidly. The...
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Two guys, one old, one young, are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying...
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> A while ago a new supermarket opened in Stockport. > It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. > > Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the...
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A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she...
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Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women. Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink, and the average...
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At dawn the telephone rings, 'Hello, Senor? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house.' 'Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?' 'Um, I am just calling to advise you,...
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DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING: Dear Abby, > A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is > a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker...
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ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and...
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1. To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes. Buy Smash mashed potato mix. Keeps in the cupboard for up to a year. 2. When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking...
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Money cannot buy happiness, but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will...
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On a rural Irish TV program for farmers, an attractive female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a cattle farmer whom she thought would certainly...
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THE AUSTRALIAN APPROACH A young Aussie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job. The manager asked 'Do you have any sales experience?' The young man answered 'Yeah, I was a salesman...
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