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marval | 14:24 Wed 05th Jun 2013 | Jokes
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Potent:
A shelter for the smallest teletubby.


Avoidable:
what a bullfighter tries to do.


Carpet:
A friendly, furry animal; kept in your automobile.

Explain:
A former flying vehicle.


"Gynecologist"
A crack investigator.

Worship
A Geordie's boat.

PMT:
An afternoon hot beverage.

Cloak:
The mating call of a Chinese toad.

Intermittent:
Where I went when it started to rain on my camping holiday.

Forward slash
Giving directions to the guns n roses guitarist.

Parasites:
What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.

Free press:
When your mum irons your trousers for you.

Turf Wars:
The Irish version of snowball fights.

Phonezheimer's:
The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting who you were calling just as they answer.

Gentleman:
Someone who can play the bagpipes, but doesn't.

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That second to last one reminds me of whenever I was on the phone to my gran, she would spend the first ten minutes trying to work out who she was speaking to. I wouldn't matter, but often she'd phoned me!
14:27 Wed 05th Jun 2013
That second to last one reminds me of whenever I was on the phone to my gran, she would spend the first ten minutes trying to work out who she was speaking to. I wouldn't matter, but often she'd phoned me!
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I had the same with my mother, she would forget who I was.


i like those
I like those, one of my favourites is Palmistry: Not knowing who your father was.
And of course: countryside – killing Piers Morgan
you rude monkey ho ho
LM-ARSE-Off !
(I would have abbreviated it, but...)
Abominable - a piece of explosive swallowed by male cattle.
Loved the Geordie's boat

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