British Monarchs.

[tonyav]

If you could have been any British King or Queen which one would it have been and why ?.
For myself Charles 2ND, you can work out why yourselves lol.

[gness]

Yes Tony. But you could have done me a bit of a favour on the side with Ollie Cromwell when you weren`t otherwise occupied.

[tonyav]

Yes sorry about that Nell lol.

[gness]

To answer seriously I don`t think I would want to have been a Queen at any time in British history. A mistress perhaps. Best of both worlds.

[tonyav]

Have you met my privy council Lady gness, Dave Earl of Warwick and DT Duke of Cornwall and my over seas envoy sqad ( to keep an eye on the shifty Spaniards ).

[gness]

A pleasure yet to come, Your Highness.

[tonyav]

I'm sure it will be my Lady, just Sir will do from now on.

[gness]

Sir. :-0

[tonyav]

LOL.

[DTCwordfan]

Your Ship is prepared for the Royal Pageant, Your Highness, His Majesty's Ship "The Bottom", the world's largest BattleCruiser.

[tonyav]

Oi I could have you executed for remarks like that, your Grace.

[tenrec]

tenrec the first, has a certain ring to it!

[DTCwordfan]

tenrec the first to have their head chopped off. Yes I suppose that it does have a certain ring to it!

[tonyav]

Yeah, it as got a good ring to it.

[gness]

An orange for the pageant Sir?


I`ll never get this ironing done.

[DTCwordfan]

I thought Tenrec would head the Royal Mint......the job's a piece of cake.

[tenrec]

Good one DT. Mintcake would be a bit soggy here today.

[tonyav]

Thats more like it, my Lady gness.

[tonyav]

Who should I choose to be chancellor do you think.

[DTCwordfan]

Lady Gness: "My King and I are in the iron and steel business.....
I do the ironing and His Maj does the stealing."

[tonyav]

Oi you Knave I heard that.